Mascara Thoughts

Head back. Mouth open. Eyes open wide. These are steps most girls and some men take to start their day. The notorious mascara routine is a system that is a dread to go through, but can result in fabulous lashes. Yes, it's risky a job. There's a possibility that you could stab your eye or ruin an amaze-balls eye look, but it is worth the risk. I mean who wouldn't want eyelashes that could make you *insert unit of measurement* closer to God?

Superstars, I am not going to give you an in-depth tutorial of my mascara routine. You could go on YouTube and find the routine that best fits you. Instead, I am going to present you with a question. Have you ever had a mascara thought? You know like an intensely, deep brain production that could land you a TED talk. The type of thought that throws you further than any swanky New York Yankee player could. A thought that no cup of coffee or Harvard education could produce. It's just a simple thought that could change the world.

" Who's going to love me if I don't love myself?" "Am I ever going to have a say with my body?" "Is it possible for me to be an extreme Liberal and a Christian?" "What is going on with the adoption system?" "Am I going to be talked down to today?" "Am I going to be noticed?" "What are we living for?" "Does God watch us like a cartoon?" "In Heaven, do you see everything? Do you see people lie, fail, and … have sex?" "Will I ever leave this town?"
"What am I living for?"

These are all thoughts I have encountered while applying mascara. Thinking such deep things at nonfunctional hours, could be the reason I over clump my lashes or apply more mascara to my lids than lashes. Am I the only person that thinks about "out there" things while doing such a normal thing? Am I? Superstars, please let me know I'm not alone.

                                    Love ya,
                                    Sarah E.